When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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